Author:
Spalding, Katie, author.
Physical Description:342 pages : illustrations ; 25 cm
Note:The mathematical cult leader Pythagoras, and his incredibly stupid death -- Confucius was an ugly nerd with low self-esteem -- Never, ever hire Leonardo da Vinci -- Galileo utterly fails to read the room -- The entirely unbelievable life of Tycho Brahe -- When Rene Descartes got baked -- Isaac Newton and the Philosopher's Stone -- Mozart uses his superstar status to tell us all to kiss his arse ... over and over again -- Benjamin Franklin uses world-changing technology to prank friends, self -- Emilie du Chatelet cares not for your social mores, and she will fight you in her underwear to prove it -- Johann Christian Reil invents psychiatry and things get really weird really quickly -- Napoleon Bonaparte's fluffiest foe -- Lord Byron, the patron saint of fuckboys -- Ada Lovelace's (husband's) family jewels -- Galois hunting -- John Couch Adams ignores his mail, loses Neptune -- You really wouldn't want to hang out with Karl Marx -- Charles Darwin: glutton; worm dad; murderer? -- James Glaisher, the Victorian weatherman who nearly became an astronaut -- Sigmund Freud used cocaine so much he thought numbers wanted to kill him -- Arthur Conan Doyle gets pranked so hard he claims fairies exist -- Thomas Edison's lesser-known invention: dial-a-ghost -- Real-life supervillain Nicola Tesla takes the term "pigeon fancying" a bit too literally -- Marie Curie defies all the odds to accidentally poison both herself and thousands of strangers -- Albert Einstein: public nuisance, love rat -- Kurt Godel, the Disney princess who broke time -- Maya Angelou, in: Stop! or my mom will shoot -- Ernest Hemingway may have been the worst double agent ever -- Yukio Mishima and the shortest, gayest fascist coup in history -- NASA forgets about women, toilets and the metric system.
Note:"Overturn everything you knew about history's greatest minds in this raucous and hilarious book, where it turns out there's a finer line between "genius" and "idiot" than we've previously known. As Albert Einstein almost certainly never said, everyone is a genius - but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." So begins Katie Spalding's spunky takedown of the Western canon, and how genius may not be as irrefutably great as we commonly understand. While most of us may never become Einstein, it may surprise you to learn that there's probably a bunch of stuff you can do that Einstein couldn't. And, as Spalding shows, the famous prodigies she explores here were quite odd by any definition."--Amazon.com.
